I am grateful for your consideration of the merchandise offered here. The books have been carefully designed and scientifically engineered to both delight and improve children, specifically ages 2 to 200. Each book can be personalized for the recipients by the Illustrator, with their names inscribed and a specially drawn doodle below!
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Rest assured your purchase will undoubtedly lead to personal happiness and my unqualified admiration!